Sunday, May 19, 2013

Green Lantern: a Film so Horrible it May Have Saved Comic Book Movies




           In another post I'll probably address all of the things I found wrong with the film Green Lantern. Or possibly not, that would be a long ranting diatribe that would probably border on petulant. I'll just sum it up this way, Green Lantern is one of my all time favorite comic book characters and the film version of his story was laughably bad. And it may just have been so awful that it saved the comic book based film genre as a whole.
            The reasons for this can be laid at a lot of doorsteps, the director, the casting of Ryan Reynolds (who although funny and talented was not the right choice for Hal Jordan), and most of all at the feet of the writers and the studio. The whole comic book movie revolution has been both a blessing and a curse to those of us who love the genre. A blessing in the sense that in the last fifteen years there have some amazing films with truly incredible casts made about a subject that up until Blade hit cinemas was always regarded as the obsession of geeks and losers.
            As has been addressed before in other articles from countless other sources, what was once a subculture has become mainstream. As a person who once took X-men action figures to school with him in the third grade and read the Knightfall arc in Batman exhaustively between classes in Junior High, I now have to accept that guys who have never picked up a comic book walk around wearing Captain America shirts. Its frustrating but I can live with it because without that mainstream attention great films like the Dark Knight, Iron Man, the Avengers, X-Men 2 and First Class, and several others would never have been made.
            But for every one of the successful films there are at least three others that are total misfires. This is for several reasons. The first is that Marvel at the beginning of the Superhero movie craze farmed out a lot of their bigger properties to other studios and in doing so put themselves at the mercy of executives that don't necessarily care that we get the best version of a Daredevil or a Mr. Fantastic on screen. This isn't saying that Marvel itself has not made some blunders, I wasn't  crazy about the Incredible Hulk and I think Thor is really only saved by a few strong performances.
            It's really not too hard to see what happened. Studios found out that extremely large amounts of money could be made by producing films featuring attractive young actors with super powers doing heroic things. They went about this in the most efficient way possible, gathering up directors with mild to strong interest in the projects and using in house writers to produce scripts with varying amounts of respect for the source material. Sometimes this could work to amazing effect. Zac Snyder, John Favreau, and the masterful Christopher Nolan being the best examples. In Nolan we trust as my friends and I say.
            But like the films themselves for every Nolan, you get a Ratner, a Steven-Johnson, or a Story (I don't mean to pick on the Fox films alone but they've been pretty horrible). Film makers who were so poorly matched with the projects they were given that you wonder how the studios ever thought they would be successful. Of course in that first wave of comic book films it didn't really matter. As fans, we knew that Daredevil was going to be horrible, you could see it in the trailers, but we went. The same thing with Fantastic Four, and the same thing with X-Men 3. Oh, sure interest may have been down but those movies still made their money back. 
             Because in those early days of the comic book movie the fans were so happy to simply see a big budget film based on the Fantastic Four that we went regardless of how horrible the Thing looked or truly questioning why they thought they needed to Anglicanize Jessica Alba. Seriously Hollywood, if you want to cast a person of different ethnic dissent than the original character, that's fine. But slapping a blonde wig and some blue contacts on them to make a Hispanic American actress appear more Arian is just stupid and insulting. 

            Jessica Alba's acting ability or lack thereof is a different matter and a subject I'm going to step around here. Suffice it to say that the film, both films, made about Marvel's first family of superhero's The Fantastic Four, were truly horrible films.
            I mean other than the fact that he's trying to kill them can anyone tell me what they're trying to stop Doctor Doom from doing in that film? Nothing so far as I can tell. He murders another man earlier in the film (call this guy 'jerk who pushes the bad guy over the edge' man), but they don't know that. All they know is that he's attacking them because Reed Richards got his science wrong and turned him into a freak. In some circles what he was doing could be described as temporary insanity brought on by extreme stress and the so-called 'heroes' of the movie in fact try to murder him on the streets of New York and are celebrated for it. 
            I don't mean to go off topic but I think that this ties into the whole argument that for a long time the films based on comic books were being made with a great deal of misguidance. But studios didn't see any reason to change things because it was making them money. The formula was straight forward, hire a writer that has a dubious track record but can produce schlock (Simon Kinberg of X-men 3, Jumper, Fantastic Four, and This Means War  fame among others), and put around $150 million toward a film that follows the same essential formula.
            A random character or characters (our heroes) are introduced, they're the underdog in the story with some sort of odd character defect, they have a love interest that for whatever reason is beyond reach, they gain abilities, they learn to use the abilities, they doubt their own power, meanwhile some quasi evil but reflective character develops into a villain that the hero must dig deep to defeat learning a lesson and becoming a better person in doing so. A few of the films toyed with that line but not many. For a long time studios kept generating the same basic film because if it ain't broke, don't fix it.
            If you want to get technical Iron Man actually follows this exact formula to the best effect. That is the one time that doing it by the numbers paid off in terms of story. But when you rewatch Iron Man, there are so many original dashes of inspiration that it's hard to argue with the results. Robert Downey Jr. as has been stated elsewhere was an inspired casting choice for Iron Man. The rest of the cast was excellent. The effects were old school and still hold up and there is a genuine love and craft going into it's execution.
           Of course more original films have been made even from the beginning based on comic books. Nolan's Dark Knight Trilogy is the best example but V for Vendetta, 300, Watchmen, and quite a few others. Some are hits and some (I'm thinking of the truly strange Superman Returns) are misses but they at least tried to branch out from the standard formula.
            Fans like me though would go to the formulaic movies and think about what might have been merely shrugging. Trying our best to find the silver lining that, horrible film or not, someone was making an actual movie with Deadpool in it, even if the end result was bastardizing almost everything about that character. It felt like things were going to continue on in that vein until Green Lantern was released.
            Green Lantern was DC's attempt to fire back at the growing juggernaut that was Marvel Studios. At the time DC comics through Warner Bros. studios had the Dark Knight Trilogy going but little else. Meanwhile, Marvel was wracking up hit movie after hit movie each summer with their empire building gambit that as we all know paid off in the billions. So, going to the old formula, DC applied the A (find an attractive likeable actor whose persona is 'quirky') times B (go with same origin story plot from countless other films) equals C (generic crap fest where a hero who isn't really heroic fights a CGI monster no one cares about) equation. 

            Unfortunately for Green Lantern, fans finally wised up. This isn't to say that Green Lantern didn't earn it's place as a bomb. It's a horrible film. Something that had the easy plotting of a kids sci-fi film from the 1980's without any of the heart or base originality you can find in those films. Ryan Reynolds was stuck (and I have to give the guy the benefit of the doubt and believe he wanted to play it differently) in the same quip-py guy role that has hounded him since Van Wilder. The CGI 'suit' looked like a bad body paint job. Blake Lively was so forgettable as Carol Ferris she could have just been called "paycheck". And finally (I swear) a villain that literally looked like shit.
            When I say that fans wised up, I mean that for truly the first time, comic book and movie fans looked at the previews for a film, read the reviews and decided they could catch it On Demand. Green Lantern did okay at the box office but overall it was a critical and commercial failure. This is a huge step forward. Because the only way that studios change what they're doing is when profit margins and markets change. With the death of Green Lantern, the film studios finally realized that they needed to do something different.
            There are still origin stories being produced but they're becoming few and far between. The Amazing Spider-man was a good film. The biggest complaints about it were the areas where it unnecessarily overlapped with the Raimi films and the sequel looks to be moving in a better direction. The few origin stories we do have in the works look more and more interesting. The studios are finally trying to produce original and well crafted versions of our stories.
            I believe that we are about to witness what I would think of as the 'Next Wave' of comic book based films. I think that The Avengers was the official end of the first wave and that Man of Steel will lead the charge of the second. The news coming out about casting and directors for the working projects look truly exciting. Josh Trank who made the great and underrated Chronicle directing a new series of Fantastic Four films. Edgar Wright making an Ant-Man film. We're seeing projects like Guardians of the Galaxy and a possible Dark Universe film from Guillermo Del Toro.
            All of this is to say, that if it took one of my most treasured superheroes being sacrificed to the Gods of Cinema to get studios to figure out that they need to actually put effort into these films, then I'll live with it. Because if superheroes, as has been stated many times before, are our modern mythology then the cinema is our most revered modern church. There will always be new films being made by new directors with new techniques and new writers to guide them. I don't mind one bad Green Lantern film because I'm fully confident that sooner or later another actor will wield the ring on film and I can't wait to see how they do it. 




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